Sunday, September 3, 2017

Micro-Fiction: Tnetennba

Tnetennba:  Meaning 1:  To try and fail--only to discover that the failure was actually the desired outcome.

Classic Example:
A police sniper shoots at a man in mask, but accidentally shoots the hostage.  The sniper later experiences a tnetennba when he is told that the perpetrator had switched places with the Hostage in order to aid his escape.

A Modern Example:  
They all wondered why I was pedaling so fast, when the closer I got to arriving before midnight, the
closer I got to losing my shirt.  I was under the mistaken impression that I was supposed to arrive BEFORE midnight.  I thought/hoped that I could make it!  Unfortunately, my wheel crossed the line just seconds after midnight.  I was heart broken when they interviewed me, so I could only manage an angrily sarcastic, "Good morning."   I'm not really proud of that.

Then I arrived to my team and rapturous applause.  It turns out that I had almost worked-so-hard myself into a loss.  If there had been any reserves I hadn't tapped, I would have shaved those few seconds.  And lost.
[upbeat]  "Good morning.  THAT's a nice tnetennba."

PS:  That being said, who the fuck wagers on a rider to cross AFTER a specific time.  It just doesn't make any sense.  It seems like part of this story is "phoned in."

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